DEFENDING GUANTANAMO: SECRETARY RUMSFELD RELEASES INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF OF AMERICAN HOSPITALITY AT CAMP DELTA
Statement by the Defense Secretary
SECRETARY RUMSFELD: Folks, I’m going to keep this as short and sweet as a Tootsie Pop. Recently, I’ve been hearing a whole lot of nincompoop foreigners – and even a few American nincompoops – talking a whole lot of don’t-know-diddly-squat about what it’s like for those Muslamian loonybirds who are LUCKY enough to be at Camp Delta – snuggling in the warm pink bosom of American hospitality. Now sure, we may have had a teensy-weensy problem or two elsewhere, but we took care of that. And so today, I’m offering a little newsflash from someone who does know diddly: Everything down at Gitmo is absolutely, postively, wholly-jamoley peachy-keen!
And if you don’t believe me, then I would suggest you carefully scrutinize the official review recently completed by the non-partisan Center for American Military-Industrial Carte Blanche (below). Thank you.